Best Personality Test Everrr!

So I was listening to some David Bowie today during work, pondering the meaning of life, you know, normal shit, when it hit me: You can divide college/post-college age people into the threemost important Bowie personas: Ziggy Stardust, The Thin White Duke, and Let's Dance! Bowie.

Just answer the following questions, and tally up the score below:

1.) What is (would be) your favorite drug combination:

a.)Pot and LSD

b.)Coke and Heroin

c.)Ecstasy and Speed

2.) What's your favorite drink?

a.)Beer, maybe some Andre

b.)Gin and Tonic/Martini

c.)Red Bull and Vodka

3.) Whose music do you listen to most?

a.)The Flaming Lips

b.)Interpol

c.)Justin Timberlake

4.) Which Bowie movie is your favorite?

a.)The Prestige

b.)The Man Who Fell to Earth

c.)Labyrinth

5.) Who would you most like to nail/rail/slam/get your rocks off with?

a.)White Guys and girls, preferably from another planet, but you enjoy solo sessions

b.)Asians and Iggy Pop

c.)African Supermodels and Mick Jagger

6.)Who did you support at the beginning of the 2008 Presidential Campaign?

a.)Dennis Kucinich

b.)Write-In for Pat Buchanan

c.)Obama, but mostly because of the Obama girl videos

7.)Where would you most like to spend a vacation?

a.)Suffragette City

b.) Rehab in Berlin

c.)Club Med

If you answere a Majority of Choice A....

Congratulations! You're Ziggy Stardust Bowie!!!

You're a supersexed, intergalactic humanoid sent to tell us all about the Starman in the sky. You've taken a few too many "sugar cubes," with your eyes screwed up and your hair screwed down "like some cat from Japan." You take things a bit too far, but it's all good in the end.

If you answered mostly B

Congratulations! You're the Thin White Duke Bowie!

People suck, so concentrate on being cool and having as much fun as possible! You're sick of love songs, but you still find yourself singing them while you work. You think "a fascist leader could be good for England." You also like to ride the train and "throw darts in lover's eyes." Oh the emptiness of it all! Do as much coke as humanly possible, get what play you can, and listen to Joy Division!

If you answered mostly C

Congratulations! You're Let's Dance/Clubbing Bowie!

Fuck the Thatcher era and the return of the 3-day week! Why worry, when you've got some dancing to get to?! Your interests include ecstasy, exotic rock and roll clubs, Iman, and suing white rappers. Oh, and you're not afraid of almost kissing your buddy Mick Jagger on MTV either. So tremble like a flower baby, and stay away from scary monsters (and super creeps).