Hihowrya?

Hey! Welcome! Hola! Konichi-wa! 'Sup mami!

So, I hate blogs, I hate Maddox, and I hate that I don't actually hate blogs, just the popularization of the term "blogosphere." (Curse you Anderson Cooper!) So, I decided to make my own. "But why?" You might ask. Well, because basically, my opinion is better than everyone else's on the net, and to get myself used to writing a lot again. I don't generally like blogs for what they say, just that they say SOMETHING on a fairly regular basis. So I've committed myself to coming up with something for you all to drown out at least a couple of times a week, and maybe even every day. Don't worry, I'll try to accompany posts with pics or cartoons or what have you, so you don't have to just listen to me rant and rave about nonsense.

So without further ado....enjoy!

And remember always to pimp the system.